Senator Mirriam’s DESCRIPTION of JPE :
“walang pinapatawad ito, kaya ayaw kong tumabi sa kanya baka mamaya ma HIV ako’
“nahulog sa sahig nung baby pa, tumama ang ulo sa sahig kaya ganyan ang taong yan”
“poster boy of stem cell treatment that has long gone past its expiry date. lumagpas na kaya bumalik na sa natural”
“He looks like a female llama surprised in her bath. Ang female llama miniature na camel, her body is all twisted and she has a very mean and violent temper. ganun hitsura nya”
“He was a foul caricature of himself, a man with no soul, no inner convictions, with the integrity of a hyena and the style of a poison toad”
“If he has the courage, he should switch place with me: He should be funny, and I’ll be the asshole.”
“His mind is sick! sick! sick!”
Senator JPE pseudonym as prescribed by Senator Mirriam :
Janet Napoles’s BFF
Tanda, Old Man
Icon of Shameless Lying
Mastermind of the Biggest Plunder case
King of Smuggling Empire
King of Martial Law Illegal logging empire
Anticipated King of Gambling Empire.
The Prince of Darkness
Drama King of corrupt politics!
at eto mas matindi :
Psychopathic hypersexualized social serial womanizer!!!
mabuhay ka Senator Miriam! I salute you to the infinity. You’re the wittiest, fiercest, funniest Senator in the Philippines.!! LONG LIVE
(On a lighter note, I wonder what Senator Enrile was doing with his tab. is he playing Candy Crush Saga? hahaha)